Monday, June 14, 2010

Ludlow Landscaping & Concrete, LLC

Available for hire: Ludlow Landscaping & Concrete. We provide excellent service for all of your landscaping and concrete needs.

*Need 6 cubic yards of sand, top soil and mulch delivered to your driveway? No problem!

*Ugly flower beds? No problem!

BEFORE:
AFTER:
*Uneven grass that needs to be filled in with river sand, reseeded and then rolled? No problem!
*Need 8,000 pounds of concrete bags and a gas-powered cement mixer delivered to your backyard to pour a new patio? No problem!

Don't be alarmed when we pull up to your work site in a Ford Focus sedan. We specialize in fitting large objects into very small spaces as illustrated by these photos of a lawn roller and wheelbarrow snugly positioned in the backseat.
Disclaimer: Our employees include one pregnant woman who frequently disappears without warning into any available air conditioned space when she senses her core temperature reaching dangerous levels

and one worker under 2 feet tall who is powered by continuous consumption of slurpees, requires frequent swinging breaks, and constant access to a spray bottle.
However, our third employee works non-stop until the job is done without complaint which makes up for the lack of productivity from the other two employees.
Call today for a free quote:)

3 comments:

The Dustin' Man-goose Family! said...

Wow! That's alot of work. Great job!

Carol and Tyler said...

That slurpee is the size of Caleb!!! You guys do good work. Fortunately for us, we don't even have to maintain our 6x6 patch of cement. Steve, the repair man, is just a phone call away. But after seeing the beauty of those flower beds and concrete, you'd be my first choice!

Cynthia said...

I love reading your entries. They are so entertaining. Really, you should write a children's book or something. Love the new home improvements! Dave, want to come to San Antonio and extend my dinky patio? ;)